![]() Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. See more ideas about deep thoughts, thoughts, deep thoughts jack handy. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Explore Melisa Motts board 'My fav 'deep thoughts' by jack handy' on Pinterest. 'That's dynamite, baby.' One thing kids like is to be. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. ![]() The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone. Others of you are paid similar salaries for similar things, and any of you who would be so foolish as to write honest opinions would be out on the streets looking for another job. tags: deep-thoughts, jack-handy, thought. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. I am paid weekly for keeping my honest opinion out of the paper I am connected with. () If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. If youre at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you dont like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you. There is not one of you who dares to write your honest opinions, and if you did, you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on your feet and somehow figure out how to skate up the walls and across the ceiling. There is no such thing, at this date of the world's history, in America, as an independent press.
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